Things are always what they seem

Maria,16,hardcore,always homesick,in love.
Feel free to message me, it might make my day (:

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"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour."

- <23 (via gataki-kane-niaou)

(Quelle: thoughtsonfire, via golden-ash-ak)

To my future husband

girlwiththebooktattoo:

If you want to make me the happiest girl in the world, propose to me at Disneyland.
Or just take me there. No proposal needed. Just buy me some Mickey ears and a churro and I’m all good.

(via sextronautt)

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via iamhellacute)

deathexe:

(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.

(via awkwardvagina)

toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

(via longthickeasterbunnydick)

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via longthickeasterbunnydick)