Maria,16,hardcore,always homesick,in love.
Feel free to message me, it might make my day (:
- <23 (via gataki-kane-niaou)
If you want to make me the happiest girl in the world, propose to me at Disneyland.
Or just take me there. No proposal needed. Just buy me some Mickey ears and a churro and I’m all good.
When my alarm goes off in the morning
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.
420 praise it, mein Führer420 praise it
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these